"A man interested in increasing his intelligence walked into a "brain shop" and perused the price list. It ran a bit like this:
* Laborer's brain: $10 / ounce.
* Engineer's brain: $50 / ounce.
* Professor's brain: $100 / ounce.
* Leftie's brain: $10,000 / ounce.
Flummoxed, the man asked the proprietor why the last price was so much higher than the others. The proprietor cocked an eyebrow and replied, "Do you have any idea how many lefties it takes to get an ounce of brain?"
Eternity Road
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